Miles Today: 212.4
Total Miles: 7866.0
Days on the Road: 133
This one's for you, Paul.
Nickname: Great Lakes State
Area: 58,527 mi2
Motto: "If You Seek a Pleasant Peninsula, Look About You"
Are they serious with that motto?: Apparently
Perfectly State-Shaped Jerky Found, Eaten
These were all found in the same bag, unmolested, unnibbled.
We're not just talking about vaguely-shaped-like-Rhode-Island dried meats here. These suckers looked like they were cut out of a big salted cow map. It even seemed like the ribbons of fat in Jerky Wisconsin may have matched some of the rivers in the real state. Unfortunately, we didn't get a chance to verify this, nor submit our findings to Ripley's or the Guiness Book or O'berto, as we got hungry and had to eat the jerky states.
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