The Rollin' Dex
(not affiliated with Harper's Magazine)
Most Current: (06/06/03)
Ratio of men to flat tires at the scene of our latest breakdown: |
5:1 |
Total hours until we were back on the road: |
19 |
Chance a tourist will pass through Adams County, Ohio: |
1 in 4,200 |
Pounds of unread books recently shipped to storage: |
40 |
Minimum number of times each week we listen to reruns of "This American Life": |
3 |
Chance that Anthony will imitate Ira Glass during the show: |
3 in 4 |
Average percentage of total money spent on car repairs: |
50 |
Number of musical intruments in the van that are not a Jew's Harp, Harmonica or Bones: |
1 |
Average minutes per week one of those intruments is played: |
25 |
Ongoing:
Percentage change since August 2002 in our gross annual income: |
-63.6 |
Percentage of trip spent with Anthony's relatives: |
60 |
Maximum number of nights spent in one place: |
33 |
Number of times we’ve rocked out to "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the radio: |
2 |
Maximum number of days we've both gone without a shower: |
5 |
Number of visits to places maintained by the National Parks Service: |
21 |
Maximum admission price for such a place: |
$5.00 |
Number of sunrises witnessed: |
3 |
Number of times we've slept past noon: |
2 |
Number of cards we've given out: |
about 100 |
Percentage of those cards that were covertly planted: |
10 |
Statistics are the latest available as of whenever. Sources are often fabricated or non-existent. Arguments welcome.
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